The Future

     I have spoke before about the rodent name of computer hardware. It is now time to move beyond the mouse... the new technology leans to the Mongolian Gerbil. Yes... the future is the Gerbil rather than the mouse. Mice are bad news, women jumping up on chairs and even Elephants are scared of this terrible rodent. I mean who could be afraid of a Mongolian Gerbil? They are so cute. So having just replaced my computer mouse with a computer (Logitech) gerbil I am confident my computer skills will far exceed yours. Not because I know more but simply my rodent is not as horrifying as yours.

Thanks?

     Excerpts of how the history text book should read:

... and so the locals decided since the 'visitors' were not going to leave; they would call a truce and have dinner with the visitors. After all they came in large canoes and maybe we can learn something from them.  The pale skinned visitors accept the local's invitation with its terms. After dinner (some time in November) the visitors gather the locals and tell them there are only certain places you folks are allowed to go. The visitors then decide they will call this new land America.