Random thoughts

Logically, you will always find that lost item in the last place you look.
One day, long ago, with my pencil clenched by my teeth, I turn to my classmate, "Have you seen my pencil?"
A wise man once told me, 'do not ride your bike with roller skates on your feet.' I have see the results of this endeavor.
Cigarette smoke contains Carbon Monoxide. 
On a graph, who has right of way, x or y?
If it was the "big bang" what was here before that?