Showing posts with label first and last. Show all posts
Showing posts with label first and last. Show all posts

Thursday, December 29

First lets talk Chicken

     So I sit here thinking about Chickens. With many questions running through my mind. The first of which is egg or chicken; which was first. Well the answer is obviously the egg. Chickens come from eggs, no egg, no chicken, period. Besides, of course the egg was first, its whats for breakfast, right?  Whose ever heard of a 3 minute chicken? But let us think deeper into this first thing, would it not stand to reason, coffee came before the egg, or the chicken for that matter. After all, Who has ever heard of breakfast with out coffee first. So the only question would remain, was it Juan Valdez, Folgers or Maxwell House that was actually responsible for civilization?

Tuesday, December 13

Public Notice

  
   Now my friend has brought up a very interesting conversation piece... the chicken and said chicken's motives for crossing the street. One must be cautious when bringing up such critical matter though. What, with the very future of all mankind looming in the balance over said mentioned motives. Or... more exactly the public knowledge of such motives. Is it not my right to know? Then others will stand there and say, why do I need to know this. Yes, this is quite a dilemma.   Though I need to do more research on this complicated issue my stance still stands, and as you representative I will give this subject my undivided attention. Next challenge will be the decision of who came first.
                       your Representative in all things unknown, 
                                                                                 Pirate Named Neo