duck

Byron Phelps, who is an avid duck hunter, recently was out hunting on the marsh. As circumstance would have it,when he decided to take a leak, troubled brewed.

When he walked over to a nearby tree and propped up his gun, an errant gust of wind blew the shotgun fell over and it discharged...Accidently shooting him in the genitals as he tried to grab it.

The shot was heard by a nearby game warden who rushed the unconcious Phelps to the hospital. Several hours later, while lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. Phelps immediately asked about his private parts and was reassured that he was receiving the best of care at Saint Andrews Surgical Hospital

Dr. Morse: "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the Phelps.

Dr. Morse: "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," Phelps replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered Dr. Morse. "He's a flute player in the local symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

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