Al Gore Invented the Internet to Bring Global Energy Supply to its Knees
Tipper and Al in a recent exchange of opinion
Scientist and Power industry experts fear that the insatiable demand for electricity to power the internet may cause power grids across the globe to collapse. The report after a few hours of digestion brought an A-Hah! Moment as the tumblers turned and observers realized the truth.
Al Gore the radical environmentalist invented the internet to create an unsuppliable demand for energy. This unlimited appetite for googling, tweeting and 24 hour porn was really a subversive plan to bring about the destruction of the earth destroying modern technology.
Gore is believed to have relocated to a cave in the Ozark mountains where he, Tipper and the kids eats nuts and berries and locust and honey, wear synthetic animal skins and pray to Gaia for the end of the world as we know it.
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