Moons

When not working, which is to make lawns beautiful and impressive, I am usually hanging around my apartment, on the computer checking into things I don't know. This is one impressive website, the link is in the "other stuff" column, Saturn. Cassini is orbiting Saturn taking pictures, Rhea, and below that Dione passing in front of Titan. 3 of the many moons of Saturn.

The Brain

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oh my god

What is your name?

I just can't help it... lol

It's only a flesh wound...

how come George knows all lthis?

be warned, you may thank me

due to facts beyond my control (I know its a weak excuse) I will be stepping out, though I don't really want to. Surgeon General should have made it a bit clearer. The warning label on the cigarette pack should say "Though it looks cool now, you will have a monkey on your back for the rest of your life, it will cost you a fortune to smoke, is hazardous to your health and any attempt to quite will more than likely fail.

Beyond that there should be a disclaimer when buying a computer and signing up for internet service backed by the Surgeon General that reads: Purchase and signing up for this service is likely to make you a hermit, lose touch with reality and will increase your smoking habit 10 fold, will cause you to drink more coffee than Juan Valdez can grow in a year, and will no doubt warp your sense of humor.

and again, thanks tribbles

how it all began thanks tribbles

was just surfing off blog sights and found this, had to share, Thank Shooting Star and Colonel Robert :))

I feel so much safer now

Now this would have to be the most terrible crime I have ever seen
Don't you feel safe knowing these people have been put in jail?
and don't miss this one, just a few miles from my home.
Hardly a waste of tax dollars sending cops to bust pot smokers, dealers and running radar on the highway, instead of investigating real crime!

More Random Musings

Enjoying my rain day off. The sky to the west is dark and ominous with peeks of sunshine here in Cincinnati. It really is more looming than the photo shows. Threatening rain and lots of it, unless of course the NOAA radar is lying to me.
I was taking the time to think...
Where can I find blogs from Cincinnati? should I stumble or Google? I am really not sure which way would be best.
Well I just tried a few stumble searches, seems maybe Google might be a more direct approach. (if you don't see the humor in that you must be on the wrong page)

Got a call this morning from I can't believe you signed up for this Inc. they told me I was late with my payment.

My dear friend

This was my friend, we call him Porky now, he had a touch with Swine Flu

comic relief

Bob Hope says:

ON GOING TO HEAVEN

'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'

Let's be real

oh my, this is really going to hurt the drug trade.

Even stoned you could make a better decision

Ok it is becoming clear to me now.
You run out of room in jail, you have to let criminals found guilty of terrible crimes go free because you are in the habit of locking up people for smoking pot or even driving after drinking a beer. This really makes sense doesn't it? Instead of murderers, rapists and thieves we lock up and destroy the lives of the ones that can really hurt us. Don't you feel safer now that John Doe who wasn't wearing a seat belt, got pulled over, found to have 1/2 ounce of marijuana in his vehicle and blew .08 on a breathalyzer is now in jail and will probably loose his drivers license, his job and will never again be able to be a contributing member of society?
Yup... I sure do, lets start locking up hitch hikers and, while we're removing the deadly lets make it a capital offense to jay walk.

Just don't forget how prohibition cleaned up the city streets back in the 30's

For Sale

For Sale: low mileage Rover in good condition. Free delivery charge as you have to come get it.

Just having fun

Seems every 90 days or so I take a renewed interest in the Mars Rover project. I just think what would happen if the Spirit Rover were to come across some unfortunate though common road hazard here on earth ie flat tire, out of gas, break down? or maybe even an auto accident? Would Mr Good Wrench be available to help? Answers to these and many more intriguing questions on the next "Rover Report" by Neo the astronaut.

Mouse??

You know I heard about this new fangled "cordless optical person"
a new one would be nice.

Where's my mouse

Now I know my cat has been on my desk at night.