See, I was born on this ship, my father, grandfather and his father before him were pirates. So I do come by it naturally. I just think sometimes what would the world be if I wasn't a pirate, what if I was a matador? Well I know for one, you wouldn't be reading this... A Pirate Named Neo would not even be, instead I would be writing in a blog called A Matador Named Neo. Not quite the same aye? Not only that, PETA would be all over my arse... and that would not be a good thing.
I wonder what steak a matador likes? T-bone, center cut rib-eye?
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