The Smoking Loon est 2000

Some would consider me to be a wino; guess my thought would be "I do drink from a wine glass, and puh-leeze, with a cork!

But back to the post, this is a very good wine and the cost is reasonable. Of course your guests may raise an eyebrow... Smoking what?
I experiment around with some different labels, this one did catch my eye in the store.
So I get a bottle of cab, pull the cork out. Printed on the side of the cork, of course the company name and all that, read the following words:


You knew that your night was just about to get a little bedda now that the Smoking Loon had graced you with his presence.