Some would consider me to be a wino; guess my thought would be "I do drink from a wine glass, and puh-leeze, with a cork!
But back to the post, this is a very good wine and the cost is reasonable. Of course your guests may raise an eyebrow... Smoking what? I experiment around with some different labels, this one did catch my eye in the store. So I get a bottle of cab, pull the cork out. Printed on the side of the cork, of course the company name and all that, read the following words:
You knew that your night was just about to get a little bedda now that the Smoking Loon had graced you with his presence.
Lawn Care Professional with an interest in:
Music, Fender Guitars, Space, Computers, Cats, Cooking, Turf, Grass, Wine, slow cars and yes even fishing...
and a large list of other subjects.
Though I am a pirate I do have a career