First lets talk Chicken

     So I sit here thinking about Chickens. With many questions running through my mind. The first of which is egg or chicken; which was first. Well the answer is obviously the egg. Chickens come from eggs, no egg, no chicken, period. Besides, of course the egg was first, its whats for breakfast, right?  Whose ever heard of a 3 minute chicken? But let us think deeper into this first thing, would it not stand to reason, coffee came before the egg, or the chicken for that matter. After all, Who has ever heard of breakfast with out coffee first. So the only question would remain, was it Juan Valdez, Folgers or Maxwell House that was actually responsible for civilization?