Monday, February 16

Hey, I lived in Georgia once

Redneck Jokes

Redneck Computer Terms

"Hard drive" --

Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

"Keyboard" --

1. Place to hang your truck keys.
2. Whare you're supposed to put da keys so da wife can find 'em.

"Window" --

Place in the truck to hang your guns.

"Floppy" --

When you run out of Polygrip.

"Modem" --

1. How you got rid of your dandelions.

"ROM" --

Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

"Byte" --

First word in a kiss-off phrase.

"Reboot" --

What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

"Network" --

Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

"Mouse" --

1. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
2. What leaves those little turds in da cupboard.

"LAN" --

To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

"Cursor" --

What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

"Bit" --

A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

"Digital Control" --

What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

"Packet" --

What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

The following were contributed by MRieser198.

"Tab" --

The amount of money you owe the bartender out of your next paycheck.

"Space bar" --

Where aliens and astronauts go when they are thirsty.